What not to say in your dating profile

[next_to_normal]

Legit just came across a guy on Match who says he wants to get to know a date in person, "Preferably deep in the woods or in a dark alley, because I'm romantic like that."

NO DUDE NO

THAT IS NOT ROMANTIC

THAT IS LITERALLY THE START OF A MURDER MYSTERY "well, she went off to meet a blind date and never came back and six weeks later they found her body in the woods"

NOOOOOOOO

(Part of me wants to believe it's an attempt to be funny or satirical, but I CANNOT TELL.)

Comments

[alexeia_drae]

Wow, talk about insensitive to the fears that women have been spoon fed to them every day about being murdered! Even if it was a joke it was in poor taste and raises a lot of red flags about how sensitive he would be to your fears and anxieties. Run away!

[silverusagi]

Yeah, not a helpful joke. Funny, dude.