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What not to say in your dating profile
Sep. 13th, 2017 10:54 pmLegit just came across a guy on Match who says he wants to get to know a date in person, "Preferably deep in the woods or in a dark alley, because I'm romantic like that."
NO DUDE NO
THAT IS NOT ROMANTIC
THAT IS LITERALLY THE START OF A MURDER MYSTERY "well, she went off to meet a blind date and never came back and six weeks later they found her body in the woods"
NOOOOOOOO
(Part of me wants to believe it's an attempt to be funny or satirical, but I CANNOT TELL.)
NO DUDE NO
THAT IS NOT ROMANTIC
THAT IS LITERALLY THE START OF A MURDER MYSTERY "well, she went off to meet a blind date and never came back and six weeks later they found her body in the woods"
NOOOOOOOO
(Part of me wants to believe it's an attempt to be funny or satirical, but I CANNOT TELL.)
