I laugh in the face of hurricanes...
Aug. 27th, 2011 10:39 amTHEN I BOARD UP MY WINDOWS UNTIL IT GOES AWAY.
Hahaha, but seriously, housewarming party is supposed to be tonight. :\ FUCK YOU, MOTHER NATURE. IT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO.
Perhaps I should've canceled/rescheduled/hid in a bunker, but I already bought all this fooooooood. On the plus side, if the power goes out and the roads flood, I can subsist on hors d'oeuvres for WEEKS. People are all like "Bread! Bottled water!" and I am like "Fancy cheeses and crudites!" I will roast cocktail wieners over candle flames if I have to.
But now I'm all worried that no one will come because they have more common sense than I do and choose to stay indoors during hurricanes. *pouts*
Hahaha, but seriously, housewarming party is supposed to be tonight. :\ FUCK YOU, MOTHER NATURE. IT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO.
Perhaps I should've canceled/rescheduled/hid in a bunker, but I already bought all this fooooooood. On the plus side, if the power goes out and the roads flood, I can subsist on hors d'oeuvres for WEEKS. People are all like "Bread! Bottled water!" and I am like "Fancy cheeses and crudites!" I will roast cocktail wieners over candle flames if I have to.
But now I'm all worried that no one will come because they have more common sense than I do and choose to stay indoors during hurricanes. *pouts*
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Date: Aug. 27th, 2011 03:30 pm (UTC)Well, that definitely beats the normal 'emergency' foods!
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Date: Aug. 27th, 2011 06:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: Aug. 27th, 2011 05:44 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: Aug. 27th, 2011 11:52 pm (UTC)DON'T GET BLOWN AWAY!!!
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Date: Aug. 28th, 2011 04:03 am (UTC)I basically look like this right now:
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Date: Aug. 28th, 2011 03:38 am (UTC)Well, if no one comes, hopefully the power stays on. I shall entertain you. *pets*
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Date: Aug. 28th, 2011 04:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: Aug. 28th, 2011 11:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: Aug. 28th, 2011 05:18 pm (UTC)And that your house-warming party went off without a hitch, too, though that might be a bit less likely. :(
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Date: Aug. 29th, 2011 03:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: Aug. 29th, 2011 04:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: Aug. 29th, 2011 03:35 pm (UTC)Anyway, I am thinking of having my house-rewarming party Sept. 17th, so mark it on your calendar!