More top five lists

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Here's the second batch of top fives. Still happy to take more list suggestions.

eilowyn1 asked for my top five shows, because she is evil and likes to watch me suffer:

1. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
2. The West Wing

Those two were easy, because they're obviously the two shows to which I've devoted the most time (too much, some might say, but we don't allow those people to comment here, lol). The bottom three pretty much change depending on what day it is.

3. Friday Night Lights
4. Community
5. Lost

Honorable mentions: Veronica Mars, Chuck, The Vampire Diaries, Parks & Recreation, Mad Men, and on and on and on.

ever_neutral asked for my top five snarky quotes, another impossible task:

1. "Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?" ~ Giles
"Maybe because they met her? ...Did I say that?" ~ Willow

2. "You know what, C.J., I really think I'm the best judge of what I mean, you paranoid Berkeley shiksa feminista! ...whoa, that was way too far." ~ Josh
"No, no. Well, I've got a staff meeting to go to and so do you, you elitist Harvard fascist missed-the-deans-list-two-semesters-in-a-row Yankee jackass!" ~ C.J.

3. "Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word?" ~ Clemmons
"'Anthropomorphic.' All yours, big guy." ~ Logan

4. "Aren’t you worried that one day all of the forest animals are going to band together and fight back? I mean, surely they talk." ~ Damon

5. "On Monday I'm gonna have to tell my kindergarten class, who I teach not to run with scissors, that my fiance ran me through with a freakin' broadsword!" ~ Lily
"Well, just to be fair, it didn't go all the way through." ~  Marshall
"I'm sorry, is this a discussion about the degree to which you stabbed me?" ~  Lily

Comments

[goldenusagi]

Good snarky quotes. *nods*

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Thanks! :)

[ever_neutral]

Those two were easy, because they're obviously the two shows to which I've devoted the most time (too much, some might say, but we don't allow those people to comment here, lol).

lol. Indeed.

YOUR TOP 5 QUOTES ARE FLAWLESS. #2 is classic. And I still guffaw out loud at #3. AND HOW DID I KNOW YOU'D PICK #4. (Because that is my favourite Damon quote too, natch.)

OH. EXCEPT FOR THIS:

Mason: "I've heard great things about you, Damon."
Damon: "Oh, really? That's weird. 'Cause I'm a dick."

*draws hearts and flowers*

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Hahahahaha, that was my runner-up in Damon quotes! HOW DID YOU KNOW??

[ever_neutral]

Because, le sigh, we two are one on these matters. *nod*

[chaymberlaine]

I adore #3. It still makes me laugh. ♥

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Hee! Me too!