Well, that didn't take long

I've actually been on Match for two months and this is only my first date, so I guess it took longer than it seems, but I only just promised you hilarious (or horrible) dating stories three days ago, and... I am desperately in need of my gifs. (Damn you, Photobucket! *shakes fist*)

This isn't applicable to this particular story, but this is the kind of guy who apparently is single in DC. DO YOU SEE WHAT I AM UP AGAINST HERE, PEOPLE? I MAY AS WELL JUST ADOPT FIVE MORE CATS AND BE DONE WITH IT. (On the other hand, I kind of want to be BFFs with all those ladies: "I'm stealing his dates and making them my friends and I'm SO HERE FOR IT," lmao.)

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