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I laugh in the face of hurricanes...
Aug. 27th, 2011 10:39 amTHEN I BOARD UP MY WINDOWS UNTIL IT GOES AWAY.
Hahaha, but seriously, housewarming party is supposed to be tonight. :\ FUCK YOU, MOTHER NATURE. IT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO.
Perhaps I should've canceled/rescheduled/hid in a bunker, but I already bought all this fooooooood. On the plus side, if the power goes out and the roads flood, I can subsist on hors d'oeuvres for WEEKS. People are all like "Bread! Bottled water!" and I am like "Fancy cheeses and crudites!" I will roast cocktail wieners over candle flames if I have to.
But now I'm all worried that no one will come because they have more common sense than I do and choose to stay indoors during hurricanes. *pouts*
Hahaha, but seriously, housewarming party is supposed to be tonight. :\ FUCK YOU, MOTHER NATURE. IT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO.
Perhaps I should've canceled/rescheduled/hid in a bunker, but I already bought all this fooooooood. On the plus side, if the power goes out and the roads flood, I can subsist on hors d'oeuvres for WEEKS. People are all like "Bread! Bottled water!" and I am like "Fancy cheeses and crudites!" I will roast cocktail wieners over candle flames if I have to.
But now I'm all worried that no one will come because they have more common sense than I do and choose to stay indoors during hurricanes. *pouts*
