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This is how I feel today
Sep. 24th, 2010 04:15 pm"I will KILL PEOPLE TODAY, Leo! I will kill people with this cricket bat, which was given to me by Her Royal Majesty Elizabeth Windsor, and then I will KILL THEM AGAIN with my own hands!"
(Except my plan involves a helicopter and a volcano. Much more elegant.)
I swear to God, if it weren't for the cupcake truck outside keeping me sane, I'd have quit my fucking job.
(Except my plan involves a helicopter and a volcano. Much more elegant.)
I swear to God, if it weren't for the cupcake truck outside keeping me sane, I'd have quit my fucking job.
