I feel like I've already done one like this before, but there were some questions I didn't recognize, so what the hell? Let's do it again! The Firsts Meme, snagged from dawnofme.
I am so unbelievably susceptible to the power of suggestion, it's not even funny. Someone from the Chinese take-out place came around our building today and stuck menus under our doors (as they do), and what did I do?
I ordered Chinese food.
Somewhere, a Chinese take-out place owner is going, "Damn, I'm good."