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Snagged from clevermonikerr:

If you were writing RPF about me, what characteristics (either physical or personality) would you harp on, and what purple prose would you use to describe them?

I'm also curious what this RPF would be about, lol, and who else would be in it...

Comments

[ladypeyton.livejournal.com]

You had me very confused. I was scrolling through my flist and wondered why I couldn't remember posting today when I got to your post. LOL!

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LOL! Icon confusion is difficult!

[angearia.livejournal.com]

I think the snark, gotta be the snark. And I'd describe it thus:

My growing feminism snark will cut you like a blade of equality!


See, I know you don't watch Glee, but that moment is worth it.

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Hmmm, okay.

[angearia.livejournal.com]

lol!

This is the sort of thing that's only funny to me apparently. :P

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I guess. I don't watch Glee, so I don't know what it means.

[eilowyn.livejournal.com]

This is the kind of rambly crazy prompt I excel at. If I did an RPF fic, it would be an AU and be along the lines of the Fox Force Five show Uma Thurman describes in Pulp Fiction:

FEMINIST FORCE FOUR.

Okay, here it is: you, angearia, penny_lane_42 and gabrielleabelle would be four kickass women investigators or secret agents or something where you'd do a slow-motion, in sync walk away from the shit blowing up in the background. Emmie would be the leader who's really nice but KEEPS ON OFFENDING PEOPLE FOR NO REASON, Lauren would be a Southern parody who talks way too much about literature, Gabs would be the oversexed bisexual who goes around licking and spanking everyone, and you'd be the dry, monotone voice of snark adding commentary to the whole thing. Together you'd investigate stuff or solve secret agenty stuff while making the world aware of rape culture and the inherent misogyny in so many institutions and dealing with mental health issues that are the team's kryptonite to keep everyone from exploding from being too awesome. Every episode of your TV show would end with someone being schooled in Feminism 101, finally seeing the light and changing their ways.

And your arch nemeses would be a covert group of supervillains known only as The Fanboys who lurk in posh nightclubs with names like Forums and Whedonesque.

I'd be the newbie turned sidekick who can't be an official member because of my reliance on my therapist, my neuroses that make Liz Lemon look normal, and my inability to be serious for longer than five minutes. Of course, I'd narrate a la Andrew in Storyteller. It would be epic.

Why yes, I decided to delve into the realm of extreme facetious parody. Hope everyone got the thing about me not being serious because DUDE, I'M NOT BEING SERIOUS.

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A++

Extreme facetious parody FTW!

[gabrielleabelle.livejournal.com]

*licks the comment*

*spanks you*