Do Not Want

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Things you never want to see when getting in a cab: a small puddle of unidentified yellow liquid on the seat. My boss: "At least it's not blood." Me: "You have way lower standards than I do."

Also, in a different cab, a spider dropped from the roof and started crawling on my neck. Not having good luck today.

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[silverusagi]

The Office, The Convention, a hotel:

Michael: "What are all those stains?"
Dwight: "Blood, urine, or semen."
Michael: "God, I hope it's urine."

:)

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Heh, something like that... :)