That weird kitchen utensil meme...

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Slow news day, sorry. Snagged from slaymesoftly.

This list kind of amuses me, because although I'd say I cook a reasonable amount, I've never used 90% of these items (half of them I'm not totally sure what they are). Mostly I'm thinking, you need a special gadget for that?

Bold the ones you have and use at least once a year, italicize the ones you have and don't use, strike through the ones you have had but got rid of.

pasta machines
breadmakers
deep fat fryers
egg boilers
melon ballers
sandwich makers
pastry brush
cheese boards
cheese knives
crepe makers
electric woks
miniature salad spinners
griddle pans
jam funnels
pie funnels
meat thermometers
filleting knives
egg poachers
cake stands
garlic crushers
martini glasses
tea strainers
bamboo steamers
pizza stones
coffee grinders
milk frothers
piping bags
banana stands
fluted pastry wheels
tagine dishes
conical strainers
rice cookers
steam cookers
pressure cookers
slow cooker
spaetzle makers
cookie presses
gravy strainers
double boilers
sukiyaki stoves
ice cream makers
fondue sets
healthy-grills (I'm assuming this means like a George Foreman?)
home smokers
tempura sets
tortilla presses
electric whisks (technically, it's an attachment on my hand mixer... that counts, right?)
cherry stoners
sugar thermometers
food processor
stand mixers
mincers
bacon presser
bacon slicers
mouli mills
cake testers
pestle-and-mortars
gratin dishes
apple corers
mango stoners
sets of kebab skewers
potato ricers
pineapple peeler and slicer
lazy Susan
soda stream
lemon zesters
salt & pepper mills
stove top espresso makers
waffle irons
electric skillet
blender
toaster
toaster oven
microwave oven
electric kettle
coffee maker
can openers