Manic meme
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next_to_normalGah, what an awful day. And I didn't even drink last night! Yet my head still feels like I got whacked with a baseball bat and I woke up feeling like I was going to throw up (I haven't yet, but the feeling hasn't gone away). So I'm avoiding doing work at all costs, and instead filling out this meme gakked from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
dawnofme and pfeifferpack.
1. Who would win in a bar fight: Little Richard or Richard Simmons?
Richard Simmons, because he's more frightening.
2. What is the best way to get out of a sticky situation?
Duct tape solves all problems.
3. How old were you when you finally stopped believing in Santa Claus?
Seven or eight, I think. It was October, which I remember because it was random and I have no idea why I was even thinking about Christmas before Halloween. I was in bed for the night, and when my mom came in to say goodnight, I asked if Santa was made up and she said yes. Then she was all indignant, like, "Did Devi say something to you about it?" (Devi is my cousin, 3 years older than me.) I can't even remember what prompted me to ask then, but I do recall the angst-ridden journal entry in which I grappled with the truth.
4. Did you know that Paris Hilton believed in Santa Claus until she was 17? How does that make you feel?
I did not know that, but somehow it doesn't surprise me.
5. Describe everything about you in one word.
Incomplete
6. What's scarier: Your father's expression when you were a teenager and he caught you doing something wrong or the fact that TGI Friday's now serves deep fried macaroni?
Uh... the macaroni thing. My dad wasn't scary when I was a teenager, except to my boyfriends. He used to discipline me as a kid, but once I hit puberty, he was like, "This is all you" to my mom.
7. If zombies took over your town, describe your attack plan.
I'm gonna go with James Marsters on this one - join 'em. Because even if you survive, you're still in the middle of a zombie attack. What exactly are you living for?
8. Why are polar bears so prone to drinking Coca-Cola?
Because they're getting paid millions to star in those commercials?
9. Ok, cut the crap. Who's your real father?
The milkman
10. Why is a raven like a writing desk?
It's not. They're two totally different things. Lewis Carroll's readers are on crack.
11. What's worse: Having your teeth pulled or having to watch The Scorpion King 2?
That depends. Do I still get novocaine if I watch the movie?
12. Gummi worms or gummi bears?
Bears! Who wants to eat worms?
13. Care Bears or Cabbage Patch Kids?
Care Bears. Who wants to eat kids? Even if they are made of cabbage.
14. What color underwear are you wearing right now?
Purple with white polka dots.
15. Isn't taking off your bra and getting your back scratched right where the straps were digging into your flesh just about the best feeling in the world?
Er, I can think of a few things you could do with your bra off that would feel better...
16. If someone is scratching your back, do you like it hard or a barely-there tickle?
I like both. It depends on how itchy I am.
17. If someone is massaging your back, do you want them to dig in and cause pain or are you a complete wimp and just want a gentle rub?
I dislike pain, thanks.
18. What's one part of your body that you can't stand to be touched?
Depends on who's doing the touching. ;)
19. What's creepier: People who dress up like babies and like to have sex or people who dress up like horses, whinny and gallop around and then have sex with each other?
People dress up like babies to have sex???
20. How do you solve a problem like Maria?
I think a better question is how does Maria solve a problem like me?
dawnofme and pfeifferpack. 1. Who would win in a bar fight: Little Richard or Richard Simmons?
Richard Simmons, because he's more frightening.
2. What is the best way to get out of a sticky situation?
Duct tape solves all problems.
3. How old were you when you finally stopped believing in Santa Claus?
Seven or eight, I think. It was October, which I remember because it was random and I have no idea why I was even thinking about Christmas before Halloween. I was in bed for the night, and when my mom came in to say goodnight, I asked if Santa was made up and she said yes. Then she was all indignant, like, "Did Devi say something to you about it?" (Devi is my cousin, 3 years older than me.) I can't even remember what prompted me to ask then, but I do recall the angst-ridden journal entry in which I grappled with the truth.
4. Did you know that Paris Hilton believed in Santa Claus until she was 17? How does that make you feel?
I did not know that, but somehow it doesn't surprise me.
5. Describe everything about you in one word.
Incomplete
6. What's scarier: Your father's expression when you were a teenager and he caught you doing something wrong or the fact that TGI Friday's now serves deep fried macaroni?
Uh... the macaroni thing. My dad wasn't scary when I was a teenager, except to my boyfriends. He used to discipline me as a kid, but once I hit puberty, he was like, "This is all you" to my mom.
7. If zombies took over your town, describe your attack plan.
I'm gonna go with James Marsters on this one - join 'em. Because even if you survive, you're still in the middle of a zombie attack. What exactly are you living for?
8. Why are polar bears so prone to drinking Coca-Cola?
Because they're getting paid millions to star in those commercials?
9. Ok, cut the crap. Who's your real father?
The milkman
10. Why is a raven like a writing desk?
It's not. They're two totally different things. Lewis Carroll's readers are on crack.
11. What's worse: Having your teeth pulled or having to watch The Scorpion King 2?
That depends. Do I still get novocaine if I watch the movie?
12. Gummi worms or gummi bears?
Bears! Who wants to eat worms?
13. Care Bears or Cabbage Patch Kids?
Care Bears. Who wants to eat kids? Even if they are made of cabbage.
14. What color underwear are you wearing right now?
Purple with white polka dots.
15. Isn't taking off your bra and getting your back scratched right where the straps were digging into your flesh just about the best feeling in the world?
Er, I can think of a few things you could do with your bra off that would feel better...
16. If someone is scratching your back, do you like it hard or a barely-there tickle?
I like both. It depends on how itchy I am.
17. If someone is massaging your back, do you want them to dig in and cause pain or are you a complete wimp and just want a gentle rub?
I dislike pain, thanks.
18. What's one part of your body that you can't stand to be touched?
Depends on who's doing the touching. ;)
19. What's creepier: People who dress up like babies and like to have sex or people who dress up like horses, whinny and gallop around and then have sex with each other?
People dress up like babies to have sex???
20. How do you solve a problem like Maria?
I think a better question is how does Maria solve a problem like me?
