Google meme

Snagged from kelpyfinners.

Google search: [your name]...


My results:
1) ... needs a son to carry on his legacy [Um, Internets? I am a female-identifying person. Please to be using correct pronouns.]
2) ... looks for some arm wrestling competition
3) ... says myspace
4) ... wants to drape her leg over the shoulder of the boy in front of her
5) ... does domination
6) ... hates pumpkins
7) ... asks gays for forgiveness
8) ... likes this
9) ... eats an ant
10) ... wears A Christmas Carol wig
11) ... was arrested for decapitating newborn baby
12) ... loves using it at night time because of that as it really relaxes me and helps me sleep