Best meme EVER!

Dear speakr2customrs,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me under the bus and I saw you spit at my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.

You should also know that I always have felt dirty before eggplant fetishism.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Eowyn

( Write your own mad lib letter! )

(Sorry to pick on the newbie, but them's the rules.)

It's a meming kind of lunch break...

Two in one day! This one's snagged from dreamsofspike. She picked 20 of her fics... I don't have quite that many, so I just did all of them. :)

The following are some first lines from my fic. If you want to play, pick whichever one tickles your fancy, write a ficlet or a drabble with the same first line and leave it in my comments. (And if the muse strikes, I might even drabble back at you.) Feel free to take as many liberties as you wish.

( First lines under the cut... )

As a side note, I'd just like to point out that ALL my fics are catalogued in my memories now, and I'm almost done updating the links in the sidebar. Which means I have no more excuses for procrastinating on writing fic, lol. But hey, if you post your first lines, maybe I'll drabble.