Dysfunctional ships FTW!

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Because what I really need to do is start a new meme before I'm even anywhere close to halfway finished the 100 Things one. Whoops. But really, how can I resist?

Created by rosaxx50 for ever_neutral, but this needs to become a THING, y'all. Let us rejoice in our morally dubious shipping preferences! I will try very hard not to make all my answers Damon/Elena, lol.

28 Days of Doing Shipping Wrong

Ever felt like you should revoke your shipping credentials? Because you like the strangest ships and/or parts of your ship? Well TELL US MORE. Answer the questions with ships you love like burning.

Day 1: The ship you don't want to be endgame.
Day 2: The ship you love because it really never will happen.
Day 3: "They are the worst possible thing to happen to each other" ship.
Day 4: The ship that would ruin/assassinate the characters if it happened.
Day 5: The ship where your favourite scene is the most dysfunctional one.
Day 6: The ship where the rest of its fandom is DOING IT WRONG.
Day 7: The ship where the writers are DOING IT WRONG.
Day 8: The ship you want to break up so you can stan the hell out of them.
Day 9: The ship you want to see being a trainwreck tragedy because they're too alike.
Day 10: The ship you want to see being a trainwreck tragedy because they're too different.
Day 11: The ship you love for its creepiness.
Day 12: The ship you love for the power difference.
Day 13: The ship you love for the way they hurt each other.
Day 14: The ship you love for the angst, banishing all joy and sunlight.
Day 15: They couple that are at their moral worst when around each other.
Day 16: Most creatively homicidal ship.
Day 17: The ship that looked like a fairytale but isn't or never was.
Day 18: The ship with the most transference issues.
Day 19: The starcrossed ship where the obvious reason they're starcrossed is the least interesting aspect to you.
Day 20: The couple you only ship in an "in another lifetime" sort of way.
Day 21: A couple you ship for the wrong reasons that fits none of these criteria.
Day 22: A couple you ship for the wrong reasons that fits too many of these criteria.
Day 23: A ship you wanted to include but couldn't find the space for.
Day 24: Anything you want.
Day 25: Fanfic and meta that say what you want, but so much more eloquently.
Day 26: Fanvids and fanmixes that say what you want, but so much more eloquently.
Day 27: Picspams, GIFS, and other fandom things that say what you want, so eloquently you feel redundant.
Day 28: The "exception that proves the rule of the rest of the meme" ship.

Comments

[goldenusagi]

Day 16: Most creatively homicidal ship.

This has to be Dexter/Lumen, lol. Unless it means a ship that makes you homicidal.

[mikeda]

Or an actual ship that's homicidal...

(Not too many examples from tv/movies/literature etc. that I can think of, although some "ghost ships" (e.g. the Flying Dutchman) are considered to be portents of doom in folklore.)

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Haha, that was my first thought! Except... I ship a lot of homicidal pairings, as it turns out. (It's all the vampires.)

[goldenusagi]

But, creatively homicidal. They kill people as a TEAM.

[ever_neutral]

BLESS YOU FOR DOING THIS MEME. WRONG!SHIPPERS UNITE. :')

I will try very hard not to make all my answers Damon/Elena, lol.

AT LEAST A THIRD OF THEM SHOULD BE DAMON/ELENA THOUGH TBH

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HA. I've got Day 22 reserved for them. But I am actually having trouble coming up with other pairings for categories that they fit perfectly, so I may have to repeat...