All your burning questions - answered!

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I should be sleeping, but I'm a little buzzed and browsing my Google Analytics stats, and once again, hilarious search terms beg to be discussed.

People seem to be stumbling across my journal while looking for answers or advice, so I figured I'd help them out!

1. "unpronouceable irish names"
Bláthnaid Ní Chofaigh

2. bats government experiment book
Sorry, that's classified.

3. can I see next to normal or will it be too upsetting?
Well, that's up to you, but I vote you go see it! If necessary, discuss it with your therapist first.

4. cat keeps leaving toys in my bed
There is no cure for that one. Sorry. Accept it as the gift it is intended to be.

5. dawn joan tabula rasa porn
EWWW! Pervert!

6. how to meet dominic cooper
Oh, let me introduce you! We're BFFs! Stalker.

7. i am cute on my parents
I don't even know what this means.

8. is death erica strange
...I don't know! Is it? I am intrigued.

9. my cat has eaten pom pom
You have two choices. Either call the vet now, or wait and see if she poops out anything in colors not found in nature.

10. parent review book girl with the dragon tattoo
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T LET YOUR KID READ IT UNLESS YOUR INSURANCE WILL COVER THE THERAPY.

11. rape torture mutilate
Annnnd that would be why.

12. zachary boyfriend
Back off, bitch. He's mine.

Comments

[gabrielleabelle]

Hahahaha! rofl!

I have no other comment.

[slaymesoftly]

ROFL - where do you find this stuff? Your stats tell you what searches were being done?

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Yep. It's under "Keywords."

[ever_neutral]

ROTFLLLLLLL. I particularly like 4, 6, 9, and 12.

7. i am cute on my parents

...

0_o

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INDEED.

[urania_calliope]

O_o

*goes off to see how people find her journal*

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It's fascinating, isn't it? I wish I'd had Google Analytics all those years on LJ.