This is how I feel today

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"I will KILL PEOPLE TODAY, Leo! I will kill people with this cricket bat, which was given to me by Her Royal Majesty Elizabeth Windsor, and then I will KILL THEM AGAIN with my own hands!"

(Except my plan involves a helicopter and a volcano. Much more elegant.)

I swear to God, if it weren't for the cupcake truck outside keeping me sane, I'd have quit my fucking job.

Comments

[tattycat]

Please send the cupcake truck to my library on Sunday. Tell them to stock up.

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Cupcake truck is ♥!

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I can't even imagine. It must be a beautiful thing.

[rogin]

Sorry you had a bad day (the icon is awesome though), I hope it'll get better again.

*sends hugs and a virtual chainsaw to deal with nasty people*

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Hee! Thanks.