This reminds me of a poem, "Cat I am", you might already be familiar with it.

I am cat
cat I am
I will not eat
My pill with ham
I will not take it with a mouse
I will not take it in a house
I will not take it don't you see
I will not take it Cat is me

I will not take it in the yard
I will not take it in the car
I will not take this pill you fool
I will not take it in a pool

I'll no more take this pill than ye
Would choose a store to take a P*&
I will not take it if you plead
I will not take it when you bleed.

I will not take it when you beg
I will not take it with a Keg
I'll nae take it naer ye try
I'll just flick it in yer eye

I wont eat it try again
Wont eat it when yer on a cane
wont even take it when ye die
No matter how ye try and try

I will not eat it thank ye maam
I am a cat I am I am!

Author Unknown.

I rest my case.