The problem is, I'm only 28, but I totally identify with the 31-year-old. And have done since I was probably 23 or so. This is what happens when you peak at age 5. :-\ I have contemplated doing a personal post on my melancholic ~feels of late, but then I am overwhelmed by the depth of my grossness. (Also, TV, I love you, but you destroy my self-esteem.)
In conclusion: THERE'S NOBODY LEEEEEEEFT! I'M ALL ALOOOOOOOONE!